Obsessive

thebootydiaries:

me: flicks the lights on

all of my insecurities: just standin there

me: immediately flicks the lights back off

(Source: greelin, via squeakykun)

I literally just wanna move to somewhere random and just be a l o n e

tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

(via bob-belcher)

merakimade:

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love sleeping alone in my bed and being able to completely sprawl out. But there’s something about being woken up in the middle of the night to your person scooting over and grabbing you closer. Even when you sleep on your stomach and angled all weird yet they still find a place to comfortably lay their head on your back and intertwine their legs with yours.

(via s0da-wine)

wahoorat:

wahoorat:

wahoorat:

here i come!!!!!! 

shlap shlap shlap

shlap shlap shlap shlap

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

gunsounds:

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

(via s0da-wine)

mo-salahs:

that feeling when you’re putting your makeup on and see yourself transform from 1 to a solid 1.5 

(via bob-belcher)